My weekend began at 2:34 AM. Not exactly sleeping in. I was awakened by my husband brushing his teeth. Let me say that again...BRUSHING HIS TEETH! The bathroom light was shining in my eyes, the faucet was running, and he was happily scrubbing his choppers. At 2:34 in the fucking morning.
"What are you doing?"
"Brushing my teeth." Like I hadn't already figured that one out.
"At 2:30 in the morning? Are you fucking kidding me?"
"What? It's 2:30? I thought it was surely 5 or 6. I'm wide awake. Sorry baby."
So he shuffles out of the bedroom to the living room to watch TV. But leaves the bathroom light on. This is not how I wanted to start my Saturday.
After getting up to turn the light off, I tossed and turned for an hour before I fell back to sleep. My husband can fall asleep in five seconds, sometimes I wonder if he has narcolepsy. It drives me insane. How can anyone fall asleep that fast? I however, have been plagued by insomnia for years and sleep is a hard earned commodity. I'm kind of a bitch if you wake me up...especially in the middle of the night.
I woke up for real at 8:30 to begin my day of slavery while my lovely family did...jack shit.
shampoo'd the couch-it smelled like a hat full of assholes thanks to Bentley, our lab.
washed, dried, and folded 6 loads of laundry-seriously, people need to stop wearing so many clothes!
cleaned out refrigerator
bathed both dogs
went grocery shopping
cooked taco soup
played on computer
asked what I was making for lunch
tried to get frisky while I was bent over cleaning the toilet...(this is wrong on so many levels)
watched football game on TV
Right now at this very moment, if I were to say that I love my family and taking care of them...I would be lying!
This Momma needs a break! Which is why I officially declare tomorrow...Don't even think about making a mess or asking me for anything or you're going to be in serious trouble day.