I am specifically pissed about the open cabinet doors. Who does this? Oh yeah, EVERYONE in my house. Why do they get a glass out of the cabinet and not bother to close the door? Is there some sort of genetic defect in my children that manifests in this annoying as hell not closing cabinet doors behavior?
No amount of yelling from me has broken this habit. So I fear I only have three options:
1. Take the fucking doors off.
2. Go all DIYer and replace all the hinges with spring loaded ones.
3. Cut the children's arms off.
Looking at it this way, the decision is simple! Heading to Lowes to get a chainsaw. Anyone know where I can get some chloroform? I want to make this as easy on the kids as possible.